*Shrugs* I wanted to put this somewhere. Basically you look for the month you were born, and then the day, and you see what your sentence is. E.g If you were born on today's date, 15th June, Madam Mist is your wife XD
Jan; Tanith Low
Feb; Skulduggery Pleasant
Mar; Caelan
Apr; Erskine Ravel
May; Ghastly Bespoke
Jun; Madame Mist
Jul; Mevolent
Aug; China Sorrows
Sept; Fletcher Renn
Oct; Clarabelle
Nov; Valkyrie Cain
Dec; The Grotesquery
1.
Ate a lollipop with you
2.
Danced with you
3.
Made your birthday cake
4.
Fell madly in love with you
5.
Hugged you
6.
Tried to kill you
7.
Taught you how to play piano
8.
Wrote a poem for you
9.
Wants to blow up your house
10.
Taught you life skills such as cooking, sewing,
knitting and assassination
11.
Fought on your side
12.
Kissed you
13.
Imprisoned you
14.
Is your best friend
15.
Is your wife/husband
16.
Stalks you
17.
Is your babysitter
18.
Wants to bake cup-cakes with you
19.
Rules the world with you
20.
Is your servant
21.
Stole all your books
22.
Taught you how to dance
23.
Used to own your house
24.
Is plotting your death
25.
Is your teacher
26.
Watches you sleep
27.
Is your sidekick
28.
Is wearing your T-shirt
29.
Thinks you’re scary
30.
Is controlling your friends
31.
Had a race with you
